WTF THE CRAP JUST {HAPPENED|OCCURRING?

I just watched something so outrageous that my thoughts are officially fried. {Seriously|Damn it, I'm what the fuck not even sure what to say. Did I {justimagine this? Or is the universe truly losing its marbles? This {whole thing|mess just feels like a bad {dream|vision that I can't {wake up from|escape. How The Fuck Are You Going on About? Lis